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Schnellegeister - or “Quick Spirit”

Sometimes called “Snallygaster”. Did a Spirit drive through the wall and run over someone?

As Jimmy and Hillary hurried away from the scene if they had happened to glance back the may have found the answer.

They had never been to the Gurus place and because they where discussing the upcoming seminar, did not know where they where. As they came to the end of the block they saw the street sign Schnellegeister Avenue. “Reminds me of that guy in California a few years back - what was his name?” said Jimmy. “Never mind that, he was a republican”, Hillary said. Lets go down that way, I think I saw someone there for a second.

Three blocks later they saw a couple of guys standing under an awning. Let’s ask them if they can direct us to a phone. As they approached they noticed that there where 4 more people in the back. From where they stood it looked as if they had no faces. “Good evening, we need help” said Jimmy. The two guys in front turned to look at them. One of them had what looked like a long tongue hanging from his mouth; the other looked as if something had pulled his ears around into the front of his face.

Trying not to appear shocked Hillary told them why they needed help and asked if they had a phone that they would let them use.

Long tongue made a kind of burbling noise and looked at Ears. Ears said “there’s a Starbucks around the corner, why don’t you go there?” Jimmy said “thanks for the telling us, we are on our way”.

They started to leave and heard Tongue burble again; turning to see what he wanted they found that the group of 6 had surrounded them. Ears said “let us escort you to the coffee shop, this is a dangerous area for people like you” “Gee thanks, but I think we will be ok” said Jimmy. No you won’t one of the new horrors said. He looked as if he had no eyes. Jimmy said ok, lets get going, we have to be at a seminar at 8.00pm. If we hurry we can phone a taxi and still make it.

We call ourselves The Creepy Copywriters, said tongue, this was the first time they had been able to understand him and they where a little surprised that he could make sounds that had meaning to the human ear.

Off they go. Back at the hole in the wall the police had arrived and picked up the remains of a bottle of scotch. Looks like whoever did this was drinking said officer Biggut. Maybe they dropped some ID; a lot of drunks do that. Take a look over there Jane. Looky here! Some ID! Whose name is on it BG? George? W? The last name is a little blurred, Bushito? we will have to let the experts check it out. I remember a book by Bushito; I think that was the writer’s name.

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Now is the Best Time

Jimmy and his wife have been invited to an article writing phone in seminar. One of the Gurus’ got their name from an email list and asked if they would like to participate as “experts”.

They both tripped over each other as they rushed to the phone and accepted the invite. Hillary (Jimmy’s wife) wants the publicity for her upcoming senate run. Any advertising is good advertising, her advisers have told her. One good thing about phone in shows is no one can see you. If you look frumpy and burned out, who cares?

Jimmy of course is always ready to get in on any free publicity. There is sure to be at least a couple of chances to mention Dang Purr Gewgaws. That will make him look good back home.

They are on the way to the Guru’s studio in Hillary’s government limo when the driver pulls over and says he is quitting. Why? Asks Jimmy. I am sick of the job and have a better offer from the president of AwlMarket. They will give me a 50% pay raise and 2 hours free shopping at any AwalMarket store per month.

Jimmy say’s are they looking for any more drivers? Hillary grabs him by the _alls and gently squeezes, saying now, now Jimmy! Jimmy quickly say’s “only joking” to the driver. The driver gets out and walks away.

As they try to decide who will try to drive the car they notice a large hole in the fence beside the car. It is as if someone had driven a tank through it. The bricks and concrete are shattered and strewn all around them. “I wonder what did that”, Hillary says. Jimmy says “I think it must have been a tank”.

They decide to get out and take a closer look. As they approach the remains of the fence they see what looks like blood on the sidewalk. Jimmy says “this does not look to good, maybe we should get out of here”. Hillary agrees and they turn to go back to the car.
The car drives away!!!

Oh oh! Looks like someone just stole the car! Not again,have you got your cell? “No I left it in the car”, says Jimmy. “Nice going! It’s a good thing mine is always in my purse” Hillary says. “Where is your purse dear?” Tabranac!, I left it in the car! Now what?

We better start looking for a search engine, and fast!

My games and blog (http://www.freenewarticles.com) are devoted to the next phase in marketing - Role Playing for the New World!
As I explain and show the fun that it can be to play the role of a Banker, a President, or a crazed terrorist with 85 lbs of explosives strapped to your 80 lb frame. Imagine! wandering into the Harry Potter premier! Visions of virgins dancing in yor head!
Maybe you will want to play the part of a mortgage broker? Help people ‘get the home they have always wanted’ during a housing bubble!! Talk about realistic!
There will be Tech bubble guys, gold bugs, free article writers, gurus of all kinds, and many others. All dedicated to helping you spend money you have not earned yet.
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One More Thing He’s Gay

How is that for a title?

Yesterday we left Jim and George after their aborted trip to the Mall

We may as well forget them today: they went to the liquor store instead and are still at home drunk.

Let’s see if we can find another player for today’s essay.

There is a guy over here called Jimmy Wank, he is a secret agent. He works for a third world gadget manufacturer. He is in the country as an advertising adviser for Dang Purr Gewgaws. His “job” is copywriter adviser. So his Visa says.

He has managed to marry a politician and is set up nicely. The rumor is that he is going to defect as soon as he gets his Christmas bonus. In the old country things are tough. The government will jail you if they think you are getting rich without the proper payoffs being made. He has neglected his payment for several months now.

His wife says she knows a move producer who will give him a chance in a new film about a martial arts superstar from his country. If he practices they may even let him speak before he dies. (In the movie that is)

He has a few credit cards and has bought several properties with no money down. He needs a yacht, but thinks he knows where he can pick one up that belonged to a former real estate guru. His bonus money should take care of that, the dollar is going down fast, so in 3 months or so his bonus will be equal to 345000 USD.

His wife is in the capital most of the time, there is a lot to do there when you are an elected official. Her days and nights are spent backstabbing, lying, drinking, and trying to shove and push her way to the Pork Barrel. Things are going good the Public Trough has yielded millions of dollars so far. One more term and then she may try for the next level. It is called the Senate.

These will be our players for the next day or more.

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My games and blog (http://www.freenewarticles.com) are devoted to the next phase in marketing - Role Playing for the New World!

As I explain and show the fun that it can be to play the role of a Banker, a President, or a crazed terrorist with 85 lbs of explosives strapped to your 80 lb frame. Imagine! wandering into the Harry Potter premier! Visions of virgins dancing in yor head!

Maybe you will want to play the part of a mortgage broker? Help people ‘get the home they have always wanted’ during a housing bubble!! Talk about realistic!

There will be Tech bubble guys, gold bugs, free article writers, gurus of all kinds, and many others. All dedicated to helping you spend money you have not earned yet.
Write on target.

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