Schnellegeister - or “Quick Spirit”
Aug 26th 2008boybermArts & Entertainment
Sometimes called “Snallygaster”. Did a Spirit drive through the wall and run over someone?
As Jimmy and Hillary hurried away from the scene if they had happened to glance back the may have found the answer.
They had never been to the Gurus place and because they where discussing the upcoming seminar, did not know where they where. As they came to the end of the block they saw the street sign Schnellegeister Avenue. “Reminds me of that guy in California a few years back - what was his name?” said Jimmy. “Never mind that, he was a republican”, Hillary said. Lets go down that way, I think I saw someone there for a second.
Three blocks later they saw a couple of guys standing under an awning. Let’s ask them if they can direct us to a phone. As they approached they noticed that there where 4 more people in the back. From where they stood it looked as if they had no faces. “Good evening, we need help” said Jimmy. The two guys in front turned to look at them. One of them had what looked like a long tongue hanging from his mouth; the other looked as if something had pulled his ears around into the front of his face.
Trying not to appear shocked Hillary told them why they needed help and asked if they had a phone that they would let them use.
Long tongue made a kind of burbling noise and looked at Ears. Ears said “there’s a Starbucks around the corner, why don’t you go there?” Jimmy said “thanks for the telling us, we are on our way”.
They started to leave and heard Tongue burble again; turning to see what he wanted they found that the group of 6 had surrounded them. Ears said “let us escort you to the coffee shop, this is a dangerous area for people like you” “Gee thanks, but I think we will be ok” said Jimmy. No you won’t one of the new horrors said. He looked as if he had no eyes. Jimmy said ok, lets get going, we have to be at a seminar at 8.00pm. If we hurry we can phone a taxi and still make it.
We call ourselves The Creepy Copywriters, said tongue, this was the first time they had been able to understand him and they where a little surprised that he could make sounds that had meaning to the human ear.
Off they go. Back at the hole in the wall the police had arrived and picked up the remains of a bottle of scotch. Looks like whoever did this was drinking said officer Biggut. Maybe they dropped some ID; a lot of drunks do that. Take a look over there Jane. Looky here! Some ID! Whose name is on it BG? George? W? The last name is a little blurred, Bushito? we will have to let the experts check it out. I remember a book by Bushito; I think that was the writer’s name.
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